- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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