James Patrick Campbell

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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why girl die cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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