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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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