- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Face Hunter is scum

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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