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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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