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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What did the president do for the people? ...

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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