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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

. . I am a whale

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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