- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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