- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why? Why not?

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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