- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Stop Spam Read Books

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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