What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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AIDS.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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