- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.