- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

a man makes a bad joke

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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