- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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