- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Moral

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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