- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

whats worse than gill? nothing

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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