What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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