What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

drew edminstin is a rat

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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