- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

this website even though its hilarious.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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