- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

whats white jizz

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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