- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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