Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Anything involving women..

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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