Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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