- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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