- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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I like the color potato.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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