Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Penis

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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