- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

sky's sty

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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