If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the man die? He was old.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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