- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

why is pie good. because it just is.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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