- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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