- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

haha black people :D

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

men

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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