Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Neil Lewis

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Anti Joke

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