- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I hate long jokes -_-

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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