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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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