- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do black people eat? Food.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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