- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

This is sparta No this is patrick

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

KOOKABURRA

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Guess what? Bananas

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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