- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

XD Jackass.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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