I wrote a funny joke.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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