A Duck walks into a bar.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your mother is so fat.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Not a joke.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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