- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Gay republicans

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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