How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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