- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

AIDS

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Womens basketball

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

hey guys im gay

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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