What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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