- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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