yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anthony sucks

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do u call a cripple Biv

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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