- Anti Joke

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

penis

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.