Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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