Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Anti Joke

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