- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Men

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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