What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Womens rights

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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